3. You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
4. You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
5. You assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
6. You carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run
7. you know the direction the water swirls when you flush
8.You always have to explain things by drawing it out on paper or a napkin
9. You can study hard and still fail.
10. You can not study and pass.
11. Multiple choice does not mean easy
12. you have a non-technical vocabulary of only 800 words
NOW we have engineering terms and expressions versus what we actually meant. So now u people now what we are talking about...
1. A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still guessing at this point.)
2. Close project coordination. (We sat down and had coffee together.)
3. Major technological breakthrough! (It works OK, but looks very hi-tech!)
4. Customer satisfaction is believed assured.(We are so far behind schedule, that the cust omer
will take anything.)
5. Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.(The stupid thing blew up when we switch
on)
6. The entire concept will have to be abandoned.(The only guy who understood the thing quit.)
7. It is in process.(It is so wrapped in red tape that the situation is completely hopeless.)
8. We will look into it. (Forget it! We have enough problems already.)
9. Please note and initial. (Let's spread the responsibility for this.)
10. Tell us what you think of this.(We'll listen to what you have to say as l)
11. Give us your interpretation. (We can't wait to hear your bull.)
12. Years of development. (One finally worked)
13. Energy saving. (Achieved when the power switch is off.)
14. No maintenance. (Impossible to fix)
15. Low maintenance. (Nearly impossible to fix)
